tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77203609921172027642009-02-20T18:36:02.901-08:00The Green Hell "sweetie pie" you've all come to know and loathe allows his evil twin/alter ego/"inner id monster" to rant, rave and raise hell sans oversight.Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-73219233593769686012007-05-03T16:13:00.000-07:002007-05-03T16:18:15.282-07:00

Wow!Holy sheepshit!Be still, my beatin' meat -- uh, I mean "heart"!I now actually have the option of blogging in Hindi! Ain't that the shit?What I wanna know is: Why the fuck can't I blog in Lepontic or Old Norse?

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-55239829552912125262007-01-15T21:20:00.000-08:002007-01-15T21:38:08.406-08:00

“Beamers”. Lexuses (or should that be “Lexi”? Fuck if I know…). SUV’s. Even -- Can this be? Could there be a sight more loathly and hateful to my yeën? --a fuckin’ minivan!They were right! Mom was right! The preacher was right!It’s finally happened. I’ve finally died and gone to hell!And why am I not the least fucking bit surprised to discover that hell is filled with yuppies?I know! I’ll write.

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-18181041862625225202007-01-15T05:37:00.000-08:002007-01-15T05:42:54.900-08:00

I probably shouldn't snarl "What are you starin' at, fuckface?" at inanimate objects, but that's neither here nor there. Neither is the fact that I have a "woody".What is both here and there, is the fact that I've taken to sellin' my redneck ass on the streetcorner known as MySpace. Just call me "Midnight Cowboy".Heh heh heh...

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-81029684922911172852007-01-12T17:29:00.000-08:002007-01-13T04:17:33.376-08:00

Nemo me impune lacessit.Vae VictisBoth have a nice ring, to them, don't they?

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-60093312129524823762007-01-12T08:14:00.000-08:002007-01-12T08:22:53.957-08:00

How do ya like the new color scheme? Does it get ya all gooey 'twixt the gams? It's kinda "Alice-Cooperish" in a Special Forces kinda way, dontcha think? "Red, white, black and blue..." an' a' tha'."I'll send you a love letter. Straight from my heart, fucker!" You know what a 'love letter' is? It's a bullet from a fuckin' gun, fucker! You receive a 'love letter' from me, you're fucked forever!"

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-21307695326020292992007-01-10T17:00:00.000-08:002007-01-10T18:00:36.932-08:00

Has anyone other than m'ownself noticed that Ann Coulter -- once a prime specimen of red-blooded, conservative, gun-toting, "Rightgrrrrl" fuckability; once a beautiful and insightful woman (her Yankee origins notwithstanding), whose golden mane any man would gladly have caressed while groaning: "Oh yeah, baby! Just like that! You do that so well! A little more to the right! Now talk The

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-58498954525674859982007-01-09T18:34:00.000-08:002007-01-09T19:12:23.988-08:00

I had a great fucking news-oriented rant ready to post on Green Hell, at which point typepad went tits-up and I lost it. I don't pay squat for this blog (it being free and all), so why I haven't had this problem here yet is quite a mystery.So much for bitching and whining.I'd rather rant, rave and raise hell.And abuse alliteration abominably.Fuck talk-show hosts.Why is it that AIDS, which

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-34987376475622463732007-01-08T18:08:00.000-08:002007-01-08T19:28:02.250-08:00

Damn. Nothin' to raise hell about today except for my deep-seated aversion to yuppies. Took my Da to the radiology unit at Northside Hospital this morning, at which point the battery in my laptop gave up the ghost.Spent five fuckin' hours scrawling anti-yuppie screeds into a ridiculously overpriced notepad I'd purchased at the hospital gift shop for the sake of alleviating boredom."What?",

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-12794161063301666162007-01-05T17:45:00.000-08:002007-01-05T20:26:31.290-08:00

This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we're in, man! Not with a bang, but a whimper. But I'll neither be whimpering nor fucking "splitting", Jack.Musket in hand, tomahawk and Bowie in my belt, I'll be sticking it out (in more ways that one) 'til the bitter end. As odd as it may seem for a longtime denizen of the "barbarian fringe" to voice such sentiments, the core

Dave Beanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16366531906008743936noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7720360992117202764.post-70471100643705913372007-01-05T17:11:00.000-08:002007-01-05T17:17:55.492-08:00

Howdy.Yer ol' buddy Dave (from Green Hell) here, busting his own cherry in yet another foray into the hot, sticky realm of socio-political, pseudo-intellectual "thoughtporn".Just reckoned I'd give this new medium a (back-seat?) "test drive".Nothing to see here yet, so git tae fuck and come back later.Love you longtime,David J. Bean

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